Bless your heart, you simple soul; not a thought going on up there. No light on in that attic of yours, or maybe the light’s on, but nobody’s home. You mean well, but you can’t help it that you’re not playing with a full deck of cards. Poor thing fell out of the family tree and hit every branch on the way down. It’s not your fault you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed; you’ve lost your marbles, you’re off your rocker, and your elevator’s stuck between two floors. You’re thick as a post, rowing with one oar, a pickle short of a barrel. There might be a leak in your think tank, one prop short of a plane, and I’m afraid you might have a few loose screws. You’re a few peas short of a casserole, two sandwiches shy of a picnic, a drink short of a 6-pack, and can’t think your way out of a paper bag. It’s ok that you’re silly as a goose, as smart as bait, and don’t have all the dots on your dice. You may not be firing on all 6 cylinders, possibly running about a quart low. You’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal, and your cheese might have slipped off your cracker, but I love it when you come around because if I stand close enough to you I can hear the ocean.
@Home Studio – 170th poem of the year
Runner ups for the Bless Your Heart photos to accompany my poem:
The conundrum of laundry is constant with eight people in the house every day. Someone will forget to clean the dryer vent, and for that a lecture will come my way. Some use scents to make their clothing smell nice, while others prefer unscented and pure. Three different soaps add up to quite a price, but it is worth it for peace, I am sure. Sometimes a person forgets to unload their washer or dryer causing dismay, as others in line now find their turn slowed and possibly pushed to another day. Eventually, all laundry gets done; clean clothes is the victory we have won.
@Home Studio – 169th poem of the year
Runner ups for the Laundry photos to accompany my poem:
Four hunters arrive, traversing a post- apocalyptic scene in feudal Japan. Their stealth persists until an enemy Oni raises an alarm and the hunters become the hunted once again. Each battle, skirmish, and moment of hand- to-hand combat brings them closer to the arrival of the boss, a demon monster, one of many unleashed by The Cataclysm. All that waits to be seen, is who will be the last one standing.
@Home Studio – 168th poem of the year (after playing with David, Lydia, and Charlotte)
Runner ups for the Hametsu photos to accompany my poem:
I found a bag of iced Christmas pretzels with sprinkles in the back of the pantry. Seeing as it is June, they are a bit past their prime freshness. Craving a sweet but unwilling to make a treat from scratch, I decided to give one a taste, just a tiny tentative baby nibble. Huh…not bad…fresh like a time capsule of Christmas past.
@Home Studio – 166th poem of the year
Runner ups for the Christmas Pretzels photos to accompany my poem:
My cats have a piano. They let me play it once in a while when I get the notion, but mostly they sleep and purr, and stretch on the multiple flat surfaces purely built for perching.
@Home Studio – 165th poem of the year
Runner ups for the Cat Piano photos to accompany my poem:
I am so sorry, sweet Kura, for being a bad steward. I am treading water and barely staying afloat. Between trying to keep people, dogs, cats, plants, and an opossum alive, none can really thrive, certainly not me and, obviously, not you. I am guilty of neglect, and you deserve better. I already spoke with your former caretaker, and she has agreed to nurse you back to health, I only hope it is not too late.
@Home Studio on 6/18/24 @ 10:37pm – 164th poem of the year
@Home Studio – 163rd poem of the year (See below for poem in easier to read format)
I’m not much for flying flags of any kind. Raised a conscientious objector in a niche religion in the Bible Belt South, I was taught my allegiance belonged only to God. No pledges to countries, states, or other designations were acceptable, and certainly no banners representing such entities need adorn my person, home or belongings. Yet, I’ve always felt a swell of emotion when the National Anthem is sung, people covering their hearts in reverence. In recent years, I’ve learned of the Pan-African flag that many in the black communities are adopting to show allegiance to their roots, and the Juneteenth flag representing when more Americans than ever were finally rescued from enslavement. I live in Texas, where many seem more loyal to the state flag than any other, a people of the lone star who would once again be fine with setting up their own country if it means liberals stop messing in their business. I was an adult when I realized the United States flag is an ever-changing configuration of stars as states are added to the union. When Flag Day was made a federal holiday, there were only 13. This country has grown to 50, and will probably expand more in my lifetime.
Charlotte and I, and Sarah and Duck like to have tea together now and then. We especially like it when we get visits from Donkey, Scarf Lady, Bag, and Bug. We gossip about Scooter Boy and the Ribbon Sisters sitting with Umbrella. We keep an eye on The Shallots to see if they have grown, say hello to Plate Girl, and wave happily to Hat Lady. If it’s an especially lovely day, we might see Bread Man, hear a squawk from Flamingo, or chat with Leftover Wool. And through it all, we sip our tea and sigh, while whispering as many right proper British-isms as we can muster.
@Home Studio – 161st poem of the year (after watching Sarah & Duck with Charlotte.)
Harris, Sarah Gomes, and O’Sullivan, Tim, Sarah & Duck, Karrot Animation, 18 February, 2013.